Rapist's gonna rape.

Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.

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When you're thinking about really inappropriate things and suddenly you start to believe that people in the room can read your mind.

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